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Wa-cha!

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Hi-yah!

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MAN (VOICEOVER): And now,
DreamWorks' Kung Fu Panda:

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Legends of Awesomeness.

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THEME SONG: Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!

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[SCATTING]

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Raised in a noodle shop,
never seeking glory or fame,

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he climbed the mountain top and
earned the Dragon Warrior name.

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Ooh, ah, ya!

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Kung Fu Panda!

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[SCATTING]

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Master Shifu saw
the warrior blossom,

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and master the skills of
bodacious and awesome!

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Kung Fu Panda!

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[SCATTING]

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He lives, and he trains, and he
fights with the Furious Five.

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Protect the Valley something,
something, something alive!

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Ooh, ah, ya!

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Kung Fu Panda!

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Legends of Awesomeness.

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Sweet.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[KUNG FU SHOUTING]

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Ah!

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OK, Shifu, I got back
that mystical shmageggy

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that Hundun stole from us.

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I think it's a belt maybe.

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[SIGH] Put it with the others.
Po, I--

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How come we keep so many
of these magic thingies

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around anyway?

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I'm
SHIFU: Po, I--

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I mean, they keep
causing trouble,

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and we never really
use them for anything.

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[SPLASH]

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SHIFU: Po!

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I need you to track down
Crocodile Bandits immediately.

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Aw, I just got back, and I
haven't eaten since-- OK, I

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just ate a little something
right before I came in here,

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but I just got back!

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Why can't one of them go?
-Allergies.

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-Head cold.
-Too sweaty.

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-Seniority.
-Don't wanna!

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You'll go because I said so.

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The Crocs have kidnapped
Baren Hsieh's child.

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You need to find them at once.

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Ugh, OK.

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But when I'm the boss,
everyone's going to get

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a break between assignments.

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When you're the boss?

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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What's ha, ha, ha,
ha supposed to mean?

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Po, we've been through this.

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You're not really a
leadership kind of guy.

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And you are?

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Yes.

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How do you know
you're a leader?

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Because you're going to
do what I told you to do!

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Well, only because I want to.

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[SMACK]

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You don't want to be the boss.

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You'd have to give up
being part of the team.

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We need you, Po.

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Yeah, if we don't put
something heavy like you

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on one side of the
barracks, the whole thing

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tips over in high winds,
like, wirrrrr, boom!

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Right?

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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They don't think I could
the boss of anything.

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I could be the
bossiest boss ever!

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Someday I'll show them.

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I'll show them all!

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[SQUEAK]

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Ugh, OK.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[THUD]

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Darn it, Gahri, we've got to
be careful with this thing.

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[YELPS]

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We don't want the
little guy to get hurt.

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PO: Wuh-tah!

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So it's true.

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You abducted Baren Hsieh's kid.

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Um, sort of?

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What do you mean sort of?

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Baren Hsieh?

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He's a hawk.

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You took his kid.

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Come on, little fella.

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Whoa, that kid's young.

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[YELLING]

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[STRUGGLING]

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[ALL GASPING]

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Ah!

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[ALL SIGHING]

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[YELLING]

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[SMACK]

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[YELLING]

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Solid impact.

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[LAUGHS]

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Nice catch.

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[GASP]

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[THUD]

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[SIGH]

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[CRACKING]

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Hey, there.

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How you doing?

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[SQUAWKS]

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Yeah, no, that's great.

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Just fly home.

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Don't worry about us.

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Ugh, darn it!

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[CLANG]

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We were this close to
ransoming that egg-- kid-- guy.

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Now we got nothing.

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Come on!

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Back to the hideout.

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You mean your mum's basement?

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FUNG: Which I call the hideout!

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Uh, guys?

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I think the puffin's
really hurt.

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Course he is!

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Those that defy the will of
the Croc Bandits must-- ooh,

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wow, he really is hurt.

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Ugh.

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Put him in a thing.

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Ugh, you think he's gonna
be mad when he wakes up?

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PO: Ugh.

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Don't freak out!

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OK?

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Wait, you're not mad?

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-Who's not mad?
-You.

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You who?

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Yoo-hoo to you too, dude.

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No, I mean, who's you?

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Who's-- who-- who am I?

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Wait, you-- you don't
remember who you are?

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No, sir, I do not.

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You're Po, and you're the--

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You're Po, and
you're one of us!

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I'm a crocodile?

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A furry black and
white crocodile?

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Uh, yes?

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Let me help you up.

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You're the rarest kind.

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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

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And we are all bandits.
All of us.

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Like, all of us together.

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I don't feel that bandit-y.

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Oh, trust me.

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You, sir, are top bandit.

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Top?

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Like, I'm the boss?

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Ye-- no-- wait, um, uh,
hm, uh, you know, sure,

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but I'm your trusted adviser.

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I mean, you listen to me a lot.

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Whoa.
FUNG: You know what?

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Yeah, you are the boss.

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I'm getting mixed messages.

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In that case, let's go steal!

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Things!

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Abaci!

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Get your abaci here!

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Abaci!

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Get your abaci.

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So I just take the guy's money
and don't give him anything?

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Doesn't really sound fair.

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It's not fair.

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That's what stealing is.

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Break a leg, buddy.

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Abaci!

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Get your abaci here!

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Oh, hey, Po.
-Ah-ha!

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You recognise Po, leader of
the fearsome Crocodile Bandits!

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Uh.

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[LAUGHS]

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VENDOR: Crocodile Bandits?

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[THUD]

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[YELLING]

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[SMASH]

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Wow!

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I rock at this.

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BYSTANDERS: What's happening?

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Po is robbing that guy!

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That's not the Po I know.

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I can't believe it.

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[BYSTANDERS CHATTERING]

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That was awesome!

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You're the best, buddy.

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You really think so?

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Totally.

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Let's try that a
couple more times

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to make sure you
have the hang of it.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[PUNCH]
MAN: Hey!

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Excuse me.

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[YELLING]

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[COINS CLINKING]

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I love stealing.

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[CROWD YELLING]

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What is going on here?

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[CROWD YELLING]

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MAN IN CROWD: Wait 'til
I get my hands on him.

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Po did all this?

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There must be some explanation.

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He was with the Croc Bandits.

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They were calling
him their boss!

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[SIGH]
Spread out and find him at once.

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Try not to hurt him.

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Try hard?

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Or just sort of try?
[SIGH]

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OK.

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You're fantastic, boss!

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You may be the
greatest bandit ever.

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Oh, stop.

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And you're the best
trusted-est adviser-est ever.

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Uh, first bump!
Boom!

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Making it rain.

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[LAUGHS]

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Why does this place
smell familiar?

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Uh, because it's so successful?

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Awesome.

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Let's rob it!

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We gotta keep him
away from stuff that

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might bring back his memory.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, boss.

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Hold on a second.

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About Mr. Ping's
Noodle Shop, we got

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this agreement with him, right?

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If we don't rob him, he
gives us free noodles.

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So I don't know.

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Want to give up the noodles or--

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TIGRESS: Po!

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Ugh.

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Come with us, Po.

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Wait a sec.

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I feel like I know these guys.

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Of course you do.

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They're, like, your
sworn and mortal enemies.

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That's it!

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[YELLING]

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Hi-yah!

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Po!

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We're here to help you!

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You can help by kissing my
fist with your mouth parts.

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Wuh-tah!
-Ah!

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FUNG: Let's get out of here.

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Next time, I won't
go so easy on you.

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Guys, this is amazing.

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We just have to make sure Po
doesn't get his memory back,

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and we'll be the greatest
bandits in history.

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But uh-- don't-- don't you
feel bad that we're kind

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of taking advantage of him?

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Darn it, Gahri!

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We're supposed to do bad stuff.

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That's why we're
called bad-nits.

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Anyway, don't feel bad about it.

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I don't feel bad
about it at all.

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PO: Mmm, Fung, your mum
makes the best honey cakes!

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You didn't leave us any?

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Nah, mm, so guys,
I've decided we're

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going to head back
to the village

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and rob that noodle shop.

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But we can't rob Mr. Ping.
He's your fr--

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Favourite cook!

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Remember?

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I told you we have
the arrangement?

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I'm the boss, and I say that
there's a new arrangement

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where we rob that shop.

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But--

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[THUD]

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End of story.

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That's a good story.

272
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Got a couple notes.

273
00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:28,650
SHIFU: So Po has lost his
memory, and he thinks he's a--

274
00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:31,250
-A Crocodile Bandit.
-[SIGH]

275
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:34,630
For the good of the Valley of
Peace, we have to stop him.

276
00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:35,560
Find Po.

277
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:36,510
Hit him hard.

278
00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:37,440
Hit him fast.

279
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,120
Bring him down.

280
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,560
Dreams do come true.

281
00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:47,690
[CHOPPING]

282
00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:50,600
[SPLASH]

283
00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:55,620
All noodles half price
for the next 15 minutes!

284
00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:56,950
Uh-- uh, with special seasoning.

285
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:57,650
BYSTANDERS: Oh!

286
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,350
Oh, my gosh.

287
00:11:59,730 --> 00:12:01,650
What's going on here?

288
00:12:01,650 --> 00:12:02,570
[ALL GASPING]

289
00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:07,370
OK, party people, prepare to
be robbed most bodaciously!

290
00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:08,550
Very funny, Po.

291
00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:11,440
Come into the kitchen and help
me with my special noodles.

292
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,610
The secret ingredient is floor.

293
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:15,610
Hand over your money.

294
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,750
Don't make me get
all Kung Fu-y on you.

295
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:18,550
What?

296
00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:19,360
[GASPS]

297
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,950
There's no time for
chit-chat, boss.

298
00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:24,020
Um, let's just, you know, stay
focused on the task at hand.

299
00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:26,010
[COINS CLINKING]

300
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,170
Have you lost your mind, Po?

301
00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:33,590
You seem familiar.

302
00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:35,230
Of course I'm familiar.

303
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:37,630
I'm your father!

304
00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:39,560
[GASPS]

305
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,360
[LAUGHS]

306
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,220
Yeah, right.

307
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:43,950
How can you possibly be my
dad when you're a goose?

308
00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:46,960
-Well--
-And I'm a crocodile.

309
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,170
It's crazy, right?

310
00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:48,870
Am I right?

311
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,480
Hang on.

312
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,130
Oh, I got this guy, boss.

313
00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:58,720
Why don't you grab some loot?

314
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,280
Yeah, OK.

315
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,530
Hey, look what I found,
a whole lot of cool stuff.

316
00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:05,400
Look!

317
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,240
Hey, those are
Po's action figures.

318
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,700
Hey, what you got there?

319
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,610
Um, you know, knick-knacks,
tchotchkes, doodads,

320
00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:13,340
bric-a-brac, floogoos.

321
00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:14,040
I'm just--

322
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,860
[SNORTS]

323
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:17,310
[GLASS BREAKING]

324
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,170
OK, time to go.

325
00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:19,010
How about the loot?

326
00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:20,400
Oh, we've got plenty.

327
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,750
Let's go, go go!

328
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,450
There he is!

329
00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:23,750
Don't let him get away!

330
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,920
Po, you get back here
at once, young man.

331
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,860
You're grounded.
You are grounded!

332
00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:30,560
Po?

333
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,660
Look like we got about
30 yuan and some noodles.

334
00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,420
[SLURPING]

335
00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:40,400
These taste funny.

336
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,030
This is pathetic.

337
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:45,130
We need a big heist,
something really spectacular.

338
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:48,600
If I'm the leader, I'm going
to lead us to greatness, right?

339
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,530
Um.

340
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:50,310
I got it!

341
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:52,190
What's that-- uh--
that big fancy place

342
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:54,300
on top of that-- that mountain?

343
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,950
You mean the Jade Palace?

344
00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:56,660
Yeah!

345
00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,460
We're going to rob
the Jade Palace.

346
00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:00,550
[ALL GASPING] Meanwhile

347
00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:02,210
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

348
00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:03,030
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

349
00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:04,200
Let's, uh, dial
this back a little.

350
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:04,900
You know?

351
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,050
I don't think we want to--

352
00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:07,360
Darn it, guys!

353
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,760
[CLANG]

354
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,950
You're going to do
what I told you do!

355
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,820
And I say we're going to rob
that palace's brains out.

356
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:19,200
And if anyone gets in
our way, we crush them!

357
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,190
Crush, crush, squishy,
squishy, crush.

358
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,640
[PANTING]

359
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,660
Ugh, stairs.

360
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:33,660
(SINGING) Hear the legend
of the Crocodile Bandits!

361
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:36,870
[SCATTING]

362
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:37,840
Sing!

363
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,840
[ALL MUMBLING]

364
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,290
Would you guys at least try?

365
00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:44,830
We're a team.

366
00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:47,180
No, Mr. Bossy
Boots, we're a team.

367
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:49,090
You're the boss.

368
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:49,990
Fine.

369
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,160
I am the Bandit King!

370
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,340
That's what I'm thinking
of calling myself now.

371
00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:55,410
What do you think?

372
00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:56,870
I want to going to go home.

373
00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:57,760
No way!

374
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,250
We're going straight to the top.

375
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:03,040
Once the Bandit King destroys
these Jade Palace guys,

376
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,100
who's gonna stop us?

377
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,680
Uh, what do you mean
when you said destroy?

378
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,000
Huh!
Wa-cha!

379
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,530
Destroy.

380
00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:16,950
[YELPS]

381
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,390
Hi-yah!

382
00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:25,650
OK, archenemies, we are
here to croc your world!

383
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,120
Oh, my gosh.

384
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,130
Croc your world?

385
00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:29,450
That's so great!

386
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,310
I can't believe we haven't
been saying that for years.

387
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:32,670
Croc your world.

388
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:33,410
Gonna croc your world.

389
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:36,440
Please don't ruin it
like you ruin everything.

390
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,690
Yoo-hoo!

391
00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:41,860
The Bandit King wants
to do some punchy punch!

392
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:43,670
Where is everybody?

393
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:44,990
SHIFU: They're all
out looking for you.

394
00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:49,500
I just gotta fight one
funny-looking old guy

395
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,950
with a pointy nose
and a moustache

396
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,500
that looks like
yesterday's noodles?

397
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,760
This is gonna be easy.

398
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:59,170
If you believe that, you really
have forgotten everything.

399
00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:01,100
Uh, should I be worried about--

400
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,090
[SMACK]

401
00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:05,080
[THUD]

402
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,570
[PANTING]

403
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:11,040
Huah!

404
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,510
You got this, buddy!

405
00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:18,000
Croc his world.
Croc his world!

406
00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:21,970
[KUNG FU NOISES]

407
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:29,430
Kyah!

408
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,410
[GLASS BREAKING]

409
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:38,720
Po, I know you don't remember
me, but you have to try!

410
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,210
[GROWLING]

411
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:50,180
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

412
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,650
I don't want to hurt you.

413
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:59,140
Then this is your lucky day.

414
00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:00,630
[THUD]

415
00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:06,110
[PUNCHING NOISES]

416
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:10,590
Wa-tah!

417
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,240
[GASPS]

418
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:16,390
FUNG: Stop it, guy!

419
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,620
I lied, OK?

420
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,970
You're not a Bandit.

421
00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:22,990
You're the Dragon Warrior, and
we're, like, enemies and junk.

422
00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:25,380
And that's how it's
supposed to be,

423
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:28,860
and this is all just
wrong, wrong, wrong.

424
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:29,770
[SIGHS]

425
00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,850
I should have known.

426
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,130
You want to be the boss!

427
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:37,280
You're trying to trick me
into thinking I'm good.

428
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,130
MONKEY: Hold it right there!

429
00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:41,620
Ah, thank gosh
you guys are here!

430
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,230
TIGRESS: Whoa, unexpected.

431
00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:48,780
Crocs, attack!

432
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,130
[SHUFFLING]

433
00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:55,680
[SIGHS]
Fine.

434
00:17:55,680 --> 00:18:00,300
Then I order myself to
kid these guys' butts!

435
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:03,750
[KUNG FU NOISES]

436
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,010
You think you can stop me?

437
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:08,940
No one can stop me!

438
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:14,810
[GRUNTING]

439
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,680
[MOANING]

440
00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:24,590
It's over, old man.

441
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:27,700
There's only one boss
around here, and it's me.

442
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,210
Look in that box.

443
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,990
Dolls?

444
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:50,010
Not dolls.

445
00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:50,880
Action figures.

446
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:06,260
I am the Dragon Warrior.

447
00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:07,240
Oh, my gosh.

448
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,390
Shifu, what happened to you?

449
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:12,910
Well, you just beat
the heck out of me.

450
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:14,260
Yeah, right.

451
00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:17,540
Wait, you don't
remember anything

452
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:19,670
about how we were friends,
and then you went all nuts,

453
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:22,380
and I kind of saved the day?
-[GASPS]

454
00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:24,680
I do remember.

455
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:28,570
That your mum makes
awesome honey cakes!

456
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,410
Right.

457
00:19:29,410 --> 00:19:30,960
I give up.

458
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,640
So get up and take us to prison.
You know what?

459
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,500
Just forget it.

460
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,950
We'll take ourselves.

461
00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:38,100
Oh, Fung-y, you're
just gonna give up?

462
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,530
Can't you see we're not
cut out to be bandits?

463
00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:43,070
I mean, we've been
doing this for years

464
00:19:43,070 --> 00:19:45,410
and our hideout is
still my mum's basement.

465
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:46,780
Ugh, you know what?

466
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,690
It's time we go straight.

467
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:49,640
[ALL GASPING]

468
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,440
Right after we do
our time in prison.

469
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,940
Eh, why not?

470
00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:00,790
I got a nice
garden going there.

471
00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:05,790
Hey, hey, I don't know why,
but I feel I should thank you.

472
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:06,940
Don't mention it.

473
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,060
Yeah, maybe-- maybe we can
do something when you get out,

474
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:12,270
you know, something that doesn't
involve punching each other.

475
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:16,490
Yeah, yeah, we've been
punching hard, so yeah.

476
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:17,780
Sounds good.

477
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:18,810
That sounds real good, guy.

478
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:32,520
Po, I guess I was wrong.

479
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,880
You do have what it takes
to be a leader-- an evil,

480
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,470
misguided, destructive leader.
-[LAUGHS]

481
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,780
Thanks, but why would
I want to be a leader?

482
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:43,600
It's better to be a part of
a team with all my friends.

483
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,830
Right, guys?

484
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:47,690
You just beat us up.
[SMACK]

485
00:20:47,690 --> 00:20:48,570
[LAUGHS]

486
00:20:48,570 --> 00:20:50,510
Well, looks like
everything's back to what

487
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,030
passes for normal around here.

488
00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:58,080
[MUSIC PLAYING]